uglygirlsclub:

don’t date anyone who isn’t proud of you

(via relahvant)

mortician:

i need to watch Lord of the Rings and kiss a lot

(via pxp-pvnk)

tee-north:

*quietly mumbles* some feminists aren’t asswads 

*stares at ground* I don’t think cis people are horrible

*covers head with arms* men aren’t horrible either

*hugs a puppy* white people aren’t horrible either

*hides under a blanket* groups aren’t asswads, individuals are asswads

*curls into fetal position* i just want everyone to love each other

(Source: lightrainandmeteors, via nintendwoah)

fakedick:

Hey, if you accidentally call a guy “daddy” in conversation, just save yourself by adding “-o” to the end and slick your hair back like a 1950’s greaser. And throw on your sick-ass leather jacket

Your thirst is hidden and now you’re the coolest dude in school

(via spicy-vagina-tacos)

eziocauthon89:

graveyawn:

selva:

//cats & boxes

are you fuckin kiddin me

"If I fits, I sits" applies to all cats

(Source: dope-pope, via pxp-pvnk)